VD : Play It Safe (1980)

foreign [Music] [Music] since we were together together so play it safe go to a clinic or see a doctor today play it safe go get a checkup and do it right away play it safe you know I love you play it's safe I'm thinking of you and if you care for me then play it say [Music] I'm telling you VD doesn't play favorites yeah I know anyone can get it that means us we're all in the running [Music] all right gonorrhea ain't no fun but there is a cure syphilis ain't no fun but there is a cure [Music] genital herpes ain't no fun [Music] and there ain't no cure [Music] John is a good looking guy but he's got gonorrhea this week John had sex with Sue welcome to the gonorrhea Club Sue last week it was Jill also a member a few weeks ago it was Kathy and before that it was Meg Meg's a busy girl she's been passing her gonorrhea germs to Bob Jack and Dave Kathy's been generous with her germs to Jake and Alan while Jill made a present of hers to Barry Barry distributed his to Rachel and Lola Bob Jack and Dave gave their gonorrhea to Rose and Vinnie Norma Sandra and Tammy Becky Liz and Jean now Jake and Allen have been circulating their gonorrhea to Christine and Lanny while Rose Vinnie Norma Sandra Tammy Becky Jean and Liz are all busy giving away their gonorrhea germs to this is getting too complicated I need a calculator [Music] we've got VD don't walk nearest health and bring your sex partner with you [Music] for girls who want a guarantee to mix the chance of Team VD if boys propose to have sex play just shake your head and say no way [Music] five seconds okay brace yourself for some facts we're going to talk about syphilis the most dangerous of all the venereal diseases if left untreated there are three stages to syphilis or bad blood as it's sometimes called first stage 10 to 90 days after exposure a painless sore may develop in the genital area in the female the sore may be internal and go unnoticed second stage two weeks to six months later a rash or sores may appear on any part of the body other symptoms can be fever and a general sickish feeling third stage the symptoms go underground and The Germ goes into work in some many nasty ways untreated syphilis can cause severe birth defects heart disease blindness insanity and death so be sensible at the first sign or symptom or even if you just suspect you have it go to your Public Health Center or to your private doctor immediately and just thank your lucky stars there is a cure oh I sailed chap if you suspected that someone had dropped a bit of arsenic into this lovely dish what would you say thanks but no thanks foreign there are other kinds of tempting dishes now if the thought went through your head that this lovely creature might just have a bit of syphilis or a tiny thing of Gonorrhea or maybe a touch of herpes what would you say old chap thanks but no thanks the moral of the story know your dishes thank you there's nothing like a rubber if you want a place [Music] okay it's fact time again gonorrhea often known as drip clap dose or strain is the most common of the venereal diseases the symptoms in the mail two to eight days after exposure may be irritation or discharge in the female two to eight days after exposure they may also be irritation or discharge however in the female the infection often progresses without any noticeable symptom gonorrhea if untreated may cause sterility blindness arthritis and severe internal damage to both male and female so be sensible at the first sign or symptom or even if you may suspect that you have it or that your sex partner may have it go immediately to your Public Health Center or your private doctor just thank your lucky stars there is a cure if you think you've got VD don't walk run to the nearest health center and bring your sex partner with you please the perfect VD preventative is the word no foreign Bob and Beth are a twosome Bob's got gonorrhea he gives it to Beth Bob goes for treatment Beth reinfects him Beth goes for treatment Bob reinfects her ping pong is fun but not played with PD steady Partners should be treated at the same time to avoid reinfecting each other fact time again genital herpes is a nasty disease which is presently spreading like wildfire especially among teenagers and don't let anyone kid you it is very catching herpes symptoms come on from 3 to 20 days after having sex with an infected person the symptoms start with itching followed by clusters of fluid-filled blisters the blisters can be very painful and when they break they form running sores usually the sores go away after two to four weeks however in many people a virus has just become dormant and the symptoms can start all over again generally when it comes back and it can come back often the attacks are not as bad as the first time the herpes virus is spread during sexual intercourse particularly if sores are present therefore you should not and I repeat not have sexual intercourse until all the sores are healed that means every time the blisters appear no sex until they are all healed [Music] a gift of herpes forever for boys who want a guarantee to Nix the chance of teen VD when girls say please unzip my dress just firm your lips and don't say yes get a free confidential examination at your local Health Clinic you will be asked questions about how you feel previous diseases and when and with whom you have had sex Sue this is a speculum we use this to examine you you will then be examined by a doctor if syphilis or gonorrhea is suspected a specimen is collected and examined under a microscope that's all that wasn't so bad was it yeah a routine blood test for syphilis will be taken if the results are positive you will be treated with one or more injections of penicillin or medication taken by mouth are you sure okay oh look the fortune you know I always figure these are some sort of dessert they are trying to get dessert not very big where well that's that's why Chinese people are so thin okay everybody listen I'm gonna read my fortune now this ought to be interesting yeah I hope you know sensible person knows VD is very catching take care not to have sex with infected person wise men say young people be careful 75 of VD cases occur between 15 and 30. you're too smart to drink from a common cup or have sex with someone who hops from bed to bed that's good okay guys my turn sure way for young person not today my grandfather they used to always say that now listen to this thank you Confucius say play it safe if get VD be treated can't find address a free clinic and telephone book so play it safe foreign [Applause] complete