AV Geeks 16mm Lunch 6-8-2026

Hello everybody. This is Skip Alzheimer. Welcome to the AV Geeks lunchtime streaming show where we watch old 16mm films and I'm traveling today. So, we're going to watch some commercials. This is uh a bunch of films that we digitized for the Duke University's Adviews Pro um project almost I want to say like 20 years ago. It's a long time ago, but uh amazing stuff in this uh collection. And so we uh randomized and here are a bunch of commercials, some of which you've probably seen if you've been watching the show, but maybe some new stuff. But uh yeah, enjoy. And the plan is I will be back at the archive tomorrow on Tuesday and we will watch some stuff together live. Everybody have a great rest of your day. Hit the thumbs up, hit the like button. If you want to buy me some coffee on the road, you can go to ko-fi.com/avgeeks, patreon.com/avgeeks, or use the superthanks button. Thanks everybody. We will see you tomorrow. Bye. Dear kids, do you know what time it is? >> What time? 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Tell us about it, Chris. >> Well, in the test, everybody got Dennis fluoride treatments, but my side brushed Crest with fluoride. >> How about the other side? >> Crest without >> and >> and my side got fewer cavities. >> That means Crest gave Chris extra protection against cavities. And that's important because Crest is the only toothpaste that has shown it gives extra cavity fighting protection on top of the fluoride treatments professionals use most. >> For good checkups, my family uses Crest. It's our toothpaste. >> You can count on Crest for a future of good checkups. Tests prove it. Crest is accepted by the American Dental Association. Mother and daughter. Hard to believe Mrs. Cast is 21 years older. She's so slim and trim. The reason? Exercise and the right kind of foods like this. A postgraut breakfast. The light kind of breakfast that fills you up but not out. And only grape nuts have these crunchy nuggets bursting with nutsweet flavor. So try a postgraut breakfast. It fills you up but not out. >> I'm sorry I'm late. The babysitter never showed up and now he's miserable. Probably wet and I haven't got a diaper. Oh gosh. Kevin, >> the first lesson in driving is to relax. >> I am relaxed. It's Kevin who's upset. Maybe he needs changing. >> Kevin's lucky here. >> Pampers? >> I picked them up for my kid. >> Oh, they're good for emergencies, aren't they? >> Every time a baby wets, it's an emergency. That's why we use them all the time. >> Not diapers? >> Nope. My wife says Pampers keep babies drier than cloth diapers. >> Here's why. When a cloth diaper gets wet, it stays wet inside and out. But moisture passes through Pamper Stay Dry lining and is absorbed in the padding below. Inside, next to baby, the lining stays drier and helps keep the wetness from coming back on baby's skin, so he stays drier. Outside, Pampers are waterproof, so you don't need plastic pants >> and you won't be chained to a washing machine. >> Congratulations, Kevin. 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Post Toasties will always have that fresh corn flavor. >> Know that outfielder? He's Yankee Tom Trash, one of 200 stars on post baseball trading cards. They're free on post toasties and most other post cereals with rundowns on all the top stars. Get these great baseball trading cards free on post cereals. >> Give me a U. Give me a P. Getting alphabets easy. Going to have a good breakfast with my ABCs. Grab your alphabets and come with me. We're eating through the alphabet from May. Magic trick. Hide and find. Count the kids. 15. Abracadabra. Count again. 14. We lost the kid. Let's do another magic trick in specially marked boxes of post alphabets. >> Want a cold capsule, lady? >> Baby, that capsule's just for head cos. I'm also coughing. My throat is scratchy. I feel achy. I need some rest. I want >> Nyquil. >> Nyquil. >> Vix. Nyquil nighttime cold medicine relieves more major cold symptoms than the leading capsule. Relieves them for hours, so it lets you get the rest you need. 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Not today, boys. He's going to the dentist. >> A ma. Oh, gee, he's got the catcher mitt. Let's go. >> Boy, the Saturday mornings I spent getting my teeth filled. Bet it was the same with you. My kids are luckier. They've had crest since they've had teeth. And all you read and hear about fluoride is true. It really reduces decay. Despite my experience, my kids teeth are great. Cavities aren't such a big problem. >> Hey, Dan, can you come and play? >> Hold on there. How was the checkup? >> No big deal. >> Be with you kids in a minute. >> Come on, let's go. >> You know, with Crest, there's no reason most kids today shouldn't have fewer cavities than our generation. After all, Saturdays are for baseball. >> Watch treats, see the dentist, brush often with Crest, and your family can have fewer cavities than you had. Farmer, how many raisins in post raisin brand? >> There's a field of sweet RAISINS IN POSTRAISIN BRAND. FARMER, HOW MANY RAISINS AND POST RAISIN BRAND? >> There's a ranch full of sweet raisins in postraisin brand. >> THERE'S A HOUSE FULL OF SWEET RAISINS IN POSTRAISIN BRAND. >> I SAY THERE'S A FIELD OF RAISINS in postrain BREAD. >> THERE'S A RANCH. >> EVERYBODY KNOWS THERE'S A FIELD OF RAISINS. THERE IS A FIELD. I DON'T CARE. IS A >> FIELD OF RAISINS FULL. >> THERE'S A SKY FULL AND ALL THE POST RAISINS HAVE SUGAR ON THEM. THEY'RE ALL SUGARY, SWEET, AND DELICIOUS. THERE'S A SKY FULL OF SWEET RAISINS AND POSTRAIS RAISINS. >> He sure lots OF RAISINS AND POST RAISIN BREAD. Watch for Spy Master from Post. The greatest toy you EVER >> Don't tell me the D has been through with you two. >> But you both did great. >> Sure they did because there's a mother like you. A mother with a sense of responsibility. A sense of responsibility that leads to crest. You don't expect miracles, just fewer cavities. After all, Crest is the only toothpaste recognized effective by the American Dental Association. Their Council on Therapeutics says Crest has been shown to be an effective decay preventive dentrist that can be of significant value when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care. That's important to a mother with a sense of responsibility. So you watch between meal treats, schedule regular checkups, encourage regular brushing with Crest. Crest because you're a mother with a sense of responsibility. >> Now get more flavor in your coffee. A cup and a half of flavor with today's Instant Maxwell House. >> You get a cup and a half of flavor in every cup of Maxwell House. >> You're not the only one that loves mom sausages. Save some for me. >> Well, I have to eat the road. Dad, your father knows all about eating and growing, Billy. My special Saturday breakfast. Sausages and eggs. They love it. I hate it. Not my food, but the grease seems to get on everything. Even your hands feel greasy when the dish water gets greasy. But look what I found. 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Pregnant women can't keep up with your son. >> Nobody can keep up with a 2-year-old. It's time to change you. Pampers? I thought cloth was better. >> Definitely not, Janet. I'd never use anything but Pampers. They're the only diaper for me. >> Well, it's quilted. That quilted lining is really special. Keeps them a lot drier than cloth. >> Pampers keep baby dryer. That That's hard to believe. >> Look, Janet, I've had plenty of experience. A cloth diapers, just a piece of cloth. It stays wet. But Pamper's quilted lining adds a layer of dryness between the wet padding and your baby's skin. >> Really? Look, if you wet both, wait a minute, and slip in a blotter, you'll see that Pamper's special quilted lining adds a layer of dryness to keep your baby's skin a lot drier than cloth. >> When dryers got to feel better, he sure seems happy in them. >> Oops, we're off. >> Pamper's quilted lining keeps your baby's skin a lot drier than cloth. Doesn't your baby deserve Pampers dryness? >> These people are sick. >> My throat is sore. >> My head stopped off. >> I need rest here. >> These people are sick. What they want is some relief so they can get the rest they know they need. That's why Vicks developed Nyquil. There's never been anything quite like Nyquil before. >> My throat feels better. >> I feel better all night. I can breathe again. My head feels better. I feel better. >> Nyquil attacks your major cold symptoms. Relieves them for hours. So, Nyquil taken at bedtime helps you get the rest you know your body needs. Get relief from major cold symptoms to get the rest you need. Get Nyquil. The one thing to take for your cold. It's a difficult name to remember, so I'll say it three times. Nyquil. Nyquil. A green coffee bean. An aged coffee bean. And this aged coffee bean is the difference that makes the world's richest coffee. New Yuban. Blended with aged coffee beans mellowed to peak flavor. The aged beans Yuban adds to its blend are ripened to a bronze richness, then fresh roasted. Most coffee beans are roasted still green. Good, but can't compare in richness. Human adds aged coffee beans. Aged like vintage wine. The choice is cheese, the finest steak. Discover the world's richest coffee, new Euban. Pennies more in price. The premium coffee of General Foods. Euban. Blended with aged coffee beans. >> Deep, dark, delicious. Euban. >> Brought to you by Beachnut Fruit Stripe Gum. Yipes Stripes. It's Fruit Stripe Gum. Five different colors, five different flavors. Fruit Stripe Gum. You keep hitting it, Johnny. And I'll keep fixing it. >> Thanks, Mr. Goodwin. >> Mr. Goodwin, you got my order wrong. >> That's so >> I didn't order Crest. >> Not sure about that. >> Huh? >> Weren't you complaining about Lucy's cavities? >> Yeah. >> Wish you didn't have so many. >> Yeah. >> There you are. >> Crest? Oh, toothpaste is toothpaste. >> Not so. Crest has fluoride. Fluoride is the best cavity fighter you can get. Ask Junior. He's a college man. >> Yeah. Crest fluoride's been proved effective against cavities and Crest is accepted by the American Dental Association. >> Sarah, Mr. Goodwin convinced us about Crest and our kids have been doing much better. >> Oh, now I feel bad about Lucy. >> Never too late to start. >> Thanks, Mr. Goodwin. >> Take good care, little Lucy. She's the only one you've got so far. >> Is Crest fighting cavities in your family? Never too late to start >> the nose. What can a cough drop do for it? Sure, they help your throat, but what about your poor nose? Now, there's a new kind of cough drop. New Victors. It's the only cough drop made with thousands of pockets of cooling menthol eucalyptus vapors. When you suck on one, it works two places. The vapors help your stuffy nose feel cooler and clearer. And Victor's medications quickly soothe your scratchy throat. lic cough drops. When you take them for your throat, your nose knows. >> Remember kids, we R and ready are brought to you by Post, the cereals that are just a little bit better. How does it feel to drench yourself in luxury? How does it feel to drench your hair in luxury? >> You'll know when you discover the luxury of liquid pearl. The extra rich shampoo. So luxurious with abundantly thick lather. Some shampoos splash >> thin and watery. >> Liquid Prell is extra rich. Each drop bursts into thousands of lavish beauty drops that actually enrich the beauty of your hair. >> Liquid Pearl, the color of liquid emeralds. Extra rich liquid pearl leaves your hair, shimmering, luxurious. Use extra rich liquid >> prorenchy. >> Hey there. This little fella is a Texico stockholder. A gift he got from his grandfather. He's now one of over 14 million other Americans who invest in oil companies like Texico, either directly or through organizations like mutual funds. The money they invest helps us buy new oil right here at home and creates more jobs, too. Who owns America's oil companies? Over 14 million Americans. Isn't that right? We're working to keep your trust. >> Come to the Honeycomb hideout. I'm Mr. Big and I'm tired of small cereals. Give me something with a big big bite. >> Honey's big. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not small. No. No. No. Honey's got a big big bite. Big big taste in a big big bite. >> RIGHT. A NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST. HONEYCOMB GIVES YOU A BIG BITE. >> Big big bite. >> It tastes right. >> Honey bite. >> It tastes right. >> I talk to customers every once in a while. Someone would mention that stainless and I tell them and they don't believe it. The Persona blade I'm using now I've used 25 days. >> Better than average. Sure. But if Persona doesn't give you more luxury shaves, more comfort, we'll buy you or whatever blade you think is better. >> It's good, isn't it? >> Leading frozen orange juice. 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Now look, friction welded metal to metal with the competitive oil. The same thing happened with the five other leading motor oils. But not with new Havlin. Now with reserve lubrication. That's lubrication you can trust. Get Texico's new all temperature Havlin at no increase in price. >> In 1931, Texico developed a new gasoline for emergency vehicles called Fire Chief. Not just for fire engines, but family cars, too. In 1941, Texico helped create a fuel refining process for the national defense. Today, Texico is one of the country's largest suppliers of aviation fuel. >> And for tomorrow, one of the things we're working on is turning plentiful coal into clean burning gas to help bring you the energy you need. >> There it is. Sugar Bear's house. There's a Super Sugar Crisp and a Sugar Bear. >> Come on in, you rascals. Have some yummy Super Sugar Crisp. >> Hi, sugar bear. >> What's in Super Sugar Crisp? glow pen. >> Put it under the light. Turn off the light. 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Within seconds, the Air Force will know. The officer fires a light gun at the target blip. This tells the computer to track the object. At the launching site, a longrange bowach missile is ready for firing. Now they ask the computer to calculate an intercept point. X marks the spot where the bowach missile would meet the moving target if fired immediately. The officer in charge makes the final decision. Fire. At the moment of launching, the bow missile receives instructions from the IBM computer. As the missile screams toward target, radar keeps on tracking. With electronic control, the computer automatically adjusts the missile to meet any change in the target flight. There is no escape. Intercept. This was a test, one of many successful tests of the Sage Bowart security team. our new system of air defense to be ready for the worst so that the worst will never happen. America is now armed with instant electronic reflexes. 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America's need for oil changed and expanded as she did. And during the last 25 years or so, petroleum has become America's prime fuel. But today, while eight out of nine exploratory wells drilled don't produce any oil at all, our need for oil is even greater than ever. Since it's becoming harder to find oil on land in this country, we return to the sea because geologists tell us that beneath the sea lies some of the largest potential oil fields known to man. But instead of returning in an old-fashioned square rigger, we return with a sophisticated drilling rig. And instead of a 20ft harpoon, we use thousands of feet of drill pipe. At Texico, we share the old whaler's respect for the sea. So, we're very careful. On every rig, highly trained technicians use dozens of electronic safety devices, sensors, and monitors. Where men can't see, underwater TV cameras are watching for them. And on the well itself sits a blowout pre that can shut down a well in seconds. 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