Ask a Policeman

Sergeant Dudfoot is talking about his life as a policeman at Turnbotham Round during a radio broadcast. His staff Albert and Harbottle (played by Graham Moffatt and Moore Marriott) enter after they have been poaching. The next day, Dudfoot receives a letter from the Chief Constable. The letter states that an investigation will take place to see if the police force is necessary at all since no arrests have been made in the ten years that Dudfoot has been a policeman.