ABC Fall 1963 season promos

ladies and gentlemen on Sunday night September 15th a new television network will be born the new ABC beginning Sunday night September 15th you'll see the most exciting week of new programs ever presented on a single network during that week you'll see nothing but new shows and 14 of them will be world premieres of new television series we'd like you to meet some of the people with whom you'll be spending your evenings this fall and of course they'd like to meet you the travels of Jaimie McPheeters premieres on Sunday night September 15 Goldust and gold nuggets as big as your fist oh we could have a fine time in California Jamie would you like to go this young man is Jaimie McPheeters this is his father dr. sardius McPheeters on Sunday night September 15th the three of you will begin an adventurous journey across America to the fabulous gold fields of California why don't you you know be here a little much so I can knock one of your ear Fox loose tap tap tap - yep you know that fathers are notoriously Picayune about giving out good cash for the return of damaged young uns then on the same night you'll experience the impact of a bold new concept in television entertainment a complete 90-minute development of a classic theme the name arrest and trial starring Chuck Connors and Ben Gazzara you think the district attorney would realize we don't like people going around killing policemen any more than he does they want him now I want him now and you what are you so relaxed about everybody who hates this guy is making like up like a volcano I just hate him with less noise wherever there's a law that says a defendant may be gassed or shot or hanged or electrocuted mistake is no longer a silver cup we're playing for human life that's too big a prize to lose Monday nights you'll explore the wonders of science fiction as you journey through undiscovered galaxies beyond the known dimensions of time and space to the outer limits make contact out of curiosity don't you understand we brought it on Tuesday nights the world's most famous spectacle sets the stage for a great new series the greatest show on earth you almost killed a man and a girl trying to teach them a lesson about Circus and that was your big mistake get nose the teacher around here here you'll watch adult stories about the amazing performers who risk death under the big top to bring the roaring crowd to its feet the greatest show on earth premieres Tuesday September 17 on Wednesday nights this season you'll see the whole enjoyable as Academy Award winner Patty Duke plays a double role in the Patty Duke show Hattie's average was 185 five points above the top genius rating well I don't care what your machine says her Patty's no Albert Einstein oh that is correct Einstein was only rated at 178 that's remarkable assuming of course that you're in agreement with Spangler oh yeah completely he's a black on the following night that's Thursday an hour of entertainment that'll have all America singing dancing and talking about the Jimmy Dean show Friday nights it's simply murder on ABC this man is a detective who somehow found happiness through money he drives a Rolls he solves crimes brilliantly he looks like gene berry and if that weren't enough he understands women yes Friday's will be your night to watch Burke's law yours you must be noted fathers a frugal man wasted not affect I'm Bridget I'm Amos you don't look like a policeman Saturday nights this year you'll see a program which to put it simply has everything from Hollywood ABC proudly presents live well Saturday nights you'll see a gigantic production from Hollywood ABC proudly presents live he's going to perform live for two hours from Hollywood ABC proudly presents live the Jerry Lewis show it Roley the Jerry Lewis show premieres on Saturday night September 21st and those are only a few of the exciting world premieres you'll see during the week of September 15th here on the new ABC how do you keep a wagon train rollin heat muscle and dry but most of all you need the personal strength of a wagon master like Chris Hale I have over 300 people on my wagon train two-thirds of them are women and children you deny them the protection of a military escort and the odds are you're condemning them to death ladies and gentlemen this is wagon trains he filled dragon train has grown to ninety minutes an incomparable drum here you'll meet the pioneers he charged America with a spirit this never dwindles the Restless one so wanted something so bad they went for broke to get it look Mike I hired you it's my responsibility for the job you do in an outfit like this one weakling can cost a lot of lives and you'll see new all-star casts as this is for sure wagon trains greatest season you'll see it every week on ABC arrest stand trial a new experience in television entertainment arrest and trial starring Chuck Connors and Ben Gazzara and distinguished guest stars every week my husband doesn't give money away money is too important to him so important but it'd kill if he were being blackmailed he didn't do it it wasn't easy Tommy look this guy hates me hates you enough to drag you into a murder charge please somebody help me he's trying to kill me help murder is always murder whatever a private citizen holds the gun or a police officer you do believe that you pursued him in the performance of your duty and fire that gun in self-defense yes you're in danger man the new 90-minute series arrest and trial every week on ABC [Music] hello I'm Edie attic and I'm said season this season bid and I are sharing the same time period on ABC reach on alternate weeks in a half-hour show featuring music comedy and guest starts I can't think of anyone I'd rather share a timeslot with and Sid Caesar and I am very happy to alternate with Edie Adams I wish she wasn't so pretty I wish she wasn't so funny take away her gorgeous hair a beautiful face a terrific figure and what have you got it's easy oh oh is one of the funniest men I know well thank you idiot and Edie is just as town with us she is lovely okay yes so watch the Sid Caesar show alternating with Edie Adams Adams show alternating with it's the Sid Caesar show alternating video the Adams show when Ozzie Nelson Telescope's the many years that have brought all of you out there so close to the Nelson family it makes us realize just how fast time goes by this year you'll see David and June celebrating a happy anniversary and Vic enjoying his last fling as a bachelor looks like somebody told the floor guy there's safety in numbers but don't think that Ozzy is flinging he's got a simple explanation for this not that Harriet needs any know I guess I would have come up with a surprise for you oh well it's really not necessary but of course everything doesn't run smoothly with the Nelsons you'll see new complications every week just one hilarious mix-up after another every time you watch The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet here on ABC school days in the USA no in the USSR the march through school in Russia is serious business sciences and mathematics dominate only those who study hard can expect a high school education every student is trained for a job in case he doesn't qualify for a university every child is taught respect for manual labor the importance of physical fitness cultural activities are a compulsory part of the Soviet educational pattern every Russian child is taught pride in the state think you thought you'd come through for our head PT Human Resources cultivated to the maximum can we keep pace with the Soviet educational challenge meet comrade student on close-up on ABC TV Saturdays really sing when you swing to ABC here are the limeliters to invite you to join your favorite folk singers on nanny there's a hootenanny cousin every also on Saturday nights America's favorite man of music Lawrence Welk and all his group invite you to so put a song in your Saturday night doing swing - hootenanny and the Lawrence Welk Show on ABC [Music] hurry hurry hurry step right up and see that super sensational show shows Mikhail's Follies starring Mike Hales Dolly's mrs. Ernest Borgnine folks and if there's one thing we don't have in McHale's Navy it's a morale problem yes sir everybody McCann's name is happy in his work well almost everybody you know an alert fighting man must be constantly aware as enemy's location 1117 big hands on folks being bluest for the birds join a happy crew get in the swim McHale's Navy every week on ABC [Music]